The Catnip Wars
It’s come to it at last. Scuffles in broad daylight over the catnip patch.
Immortals in the Fog
Why do people drive around in the fog with no headlights on? Do they think they are immortal? This morning we had to go through a thick fog on the way to school, which makes me nervous to begin with. I mean it’s one thing when I’m alone in the car, but when my children with me I worry much more. There is always about 1 in every 4 cars with no lights on driving through the pea soup. Now I don’t know about the rest of the country, but most vehicles where I live are HUGE. For example one particular “immortal” I passed this morning was driving a 1-ton, dual wheeled pick-up truck. To make matters even worse, it was a BLACK pick-up truck, and it was about 6 feet from me when I eventually saw it. YIKES!
Stoplight Fright
Two super-sized vampires ran the red light
Looking neither left nor right.
Brandishing big pick-up trucks like weapons,
They raced to beat the sun so bright.
Lips stained red on snow-white faces
They didn’t see us there.
We daytime people held our places
Afraid to take the dare.
a poem by Kim Davis